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soldiergaga:

screwtheatlantic:

We try to watch films together, and it starts off well, but somehow we always end up out of sync. 

http://www.watch2gether.com/

this will fix that problem :)

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tapdancers:

Keeping The Same Tabs Open For 9 Days Straight Because They Contain Information Relevant To Tasks You’re Too Lazy To Complete - A novel by me

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allthatandasideoftom:

annamariaesergren:

einarsdatter:

xrdj:

Tom Hiddleston’s advice on not wasting you life, by saying: 

Where we going? Fuck it! Who cares?

"People will look" "Fuck it! Come on!"……"But it’s raining""Fuck it! Come on!"……"But that is not what is expected from an adult""Fuck it! Come on!"

I’ll ALWAYS reblog this…This is my mantra

allthatandasideoftom:

annamariaesergren:

einarsdatter:

xrdj:

Tom Hiddleston’s advice on not wasting you life, by saying: 

Where we going? Fuck it! Who cares?

"People will look"
"Fuck it! Come on!"
……
"But it’s raining"
"Fuck it! Come on!"
……
"But that is not what is expected from an adult"
"Fuck it! Come on!"

I’ll ALWAYS reblog this…This is my mantra

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pleasecallmesurely:

you wanna know what kind of questions stage managers get asked?

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Questions like this

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And this

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anY NUDITY

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goddammit Alex I’m not even your stage manager!

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SHE DOESN’T EVEN GO HERE!

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ijustloveyoutubers:

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imnotsomefloozy:

taylorswift we need a recipe for these please! 🍪🍪🍪

MMMKAY— there are two ways you can go about this.
The quick and easy way is to make sugar cookies from a sugar cookie mix and just cut open a packet of chai tea and pour it into the batter as you make it. Cause you’re busy and you want making cookies to be a chill part of your day.
Pow. Done.

OR

If you want to make the cookies from scratch (that’s what I did for the 1989 Secret Sessions), you can use this recipe I found on a baking blog I like, joythebaker.com and I believe it was originally from a book called The Pastry Queen. If you want another great baking blog, I get a lot of great ideas from smittenkitchen.com too. This is a recipe for basic insanely good sugar cookies. I added the chai element to the recipe because I thought it would infuse cozy holiday vibez into the cookie and it really did. So I’ll star the part that I added in the recipe.

http://joythebaker.com/2009/06/giant-vanilla-sugar-cookies/

***after you add the egg and vanilla, cut one chai tea packet open and empty the crushed up tea leaves into the batter CAUSE CHAI COOKIES ARE ABOUT TO HAPPEN UP IN HERE***

I made an icing for the cookies, but they’re fine on their own. If you want to make icing for them, just mix 1 cup powdered sugar with 1/4 T-spoon of nutmeg, 1/4 T-spoon of cinnamon and 3 TAYblespoons <—-(I’m so annoying, it astounds me sometimes) of milk or eggnog if you can find it this time of year. The more milk/eggnog you add, the more your icing will become a glaze. But glazes are legit too so basically just LIVE YOUR LIFE.

I lightly sprinkled cinnamon over the icing once the cookies were baked and iced, but there are so many icing options you can pair with these cookies—I mean it’s out of control.
If you’re really feeling like living on the edge, you can go ahead and add a few drops of food coloring to the icing to make it festive. No one is going to stop you.

Why?

Cause the bakers gonna bake bake bake bake bake.

Bye.

did taylor swift really just show up out of the blue on tumblr only to drop some betty crocker shit on us what the fuck

I’m reblogging this solely bc Taylor Fucking Swift just wrote a whole thing about cookies and ended it with a reference to her song.

I have so much respect for her right now.

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themegalosaurus:

OK so I can’t be the only person who was a little bit sceptical when Jared said (at Torcon) that Gadreel talked in iambic pentameter (“I bet he just talks in iambs but not in petameter,” I thought) (OH MAN I AM SUCH A GEEK) - but turns out I was being unfair. He only does it in Holy Terror and Road Trip, the two episodes where Gadreel’s true identity has been revealed: but all the lines above are taken from those episodes and all of them are lines of iambic pentameter (there are more but the gifset was getting too long).

[Hopefully this explanatory section isn’t too obnoxious, as everybody everywhere in the world has to do Shakespeare at school (and why not, he’s awesome) so you probably know this; but in case you needed your memory jogged:

Poetry written in iambic pentameter is written in lines of five two-syllable feet (called ‘iambs’). The first syllable is unstressed and the second syllable is stressed: for example, the word ‘comPARE’ makes up an iamb because in natural English speech you stress the second syllable. Shakespeare uses this metre a lot, e.g. ‘Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day’.

In the gifs I’ve put stressed syllables in red. If you read the lines stressing those syllables, you should find that fits with the natural cadence of the words.

Jared’s performance of the lines doesn’t always stress those syllables with complete regularity - for example, he says ‘But Metatron, would that not make YOU God?’ - but that’s just good reading. If everybody read iambic pentameter with repetitive, exaggerated emphasis it would sound really boring and unnatural. OK, end of English class!]

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lainabeatles:

ruinedchildhood:

Costco doesnt fuck around

What the ever-loving fuck

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disgustinganimals:

psyducked:

tastefullyoffensive:

"Hey Mom! Pthlpthbbbbt." (10 seconds later)

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click the 10 seconds later link you won’t be disappointed

bless that 10 seconds later image.

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superclones:

Jemma Simmons + Beer

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catgoddess:

awwww-cute:

Get away from my food! Wait… You’re… Really Fluffy

*Pat pat pat pat*

catgoddess:

awwww-cute:

Get away from my food! Wait… You’re… Really Fluffy

*Pat pat pat pat*

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thebitchiam:

howdoiputthisgently:

IT’S LIKE:

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I have never seen something that more accurately describes how I’m feeling right now

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crimson-winter:

wo-nderland:

this never gets old

SANDRA BULLOCK IS MY QUEEN

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ebonybyg:

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amazelife:

^^^

Reason why I no longer eat there.

At first I was thinking “but McDonald’s burger didn’t go bad”, but then my slow ass got the point.

But then what are we eating?

My health teacher has a McDonald’s burger that he tried this with.  It is over 10 years old now and still looks the same.  

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edenliaothewomb:

Eva Green, photographed by Rankin for Rankin’s F*CK Y*U.

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