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eyebrowgod:

*looks at you seductively* *lowers glasses* i can’t see a thing

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i-r-confused:

blenders-in-a-puppy:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

the-mischief-manager:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

cockringtoss:

ibeherpderpin:

highperactive:

cockringtoss:

my dick has a lot in common with the sun

nobody likes looking directly at it?

It gives people cancer?

woAh woah woah

It rises at the crack of dawn?

it disappears at night?

direct exposure often leads to a nasty case of sunburn?

it needs to stay approximately 92,960,000 miles away from me?

nobody will ever touch it? 

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iwantcupcakes:

Of course they know.

[That Vulture article from April 2013]

I added that last tweet.

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"You wash up on a deserted island alone. Sitting on a sand is a box. What is in that box?"

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imperiousness:

reyguns:

imperiousness:

welcome to ohio we have

  • corn

motherfucker you wanna talk corn? i moved here from indiana

all the best sentences start with ‘motherfucker you wanna talk corn’

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the-rain-monster:

Keeping romance alive is a subtle art.

the-rain-monster:

Keeping romance alive is a subtle art.

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lestradeisasilverfox:

Nathan Fillion is not appreciated enough.

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